Note to my past self:
Dear Jerry @ 3:00 PM,
Before you spend this lovely afternoon raking the straw up in the yard you should spend a buck and buy a pair of work gloves so you dont get a huge blister on your hand! If you decide not to take my advice because you are a stud and only girls wear gloves you are going to find out that Liquid Band-Aid’s sting so bad that it almost makes you cry!
Thanks,
Jerry @ 7:00PM